Monday 26 May 2008

Tidel Tales


This post has been delayed like anything; I mean I wrote it long back but now had shamelessly asked my frnd to post it owing to the work pressure I have in office!!!!


Just a Foreword: The 7th of May 2008 is very significant to me. It was the day when I got into the work place of my project after the 2 week long training at Siruseri. My work spot was Tidel Park which meant that all comforts of travelling in the company bus are withdrawn and I am back to MTC (Or PTC) buses after a long gap of ten months since college.


The day began as usual and I started off at 7 in the morning. I reached office puffing and panting as I had to walk a long distance from Thiruvanmiyur to Tidel Park. Now I would say this entire place is crazy. I just couldn’t figure out which lift leads to which floor; this I say because I boarded the lift and desperately kept pressing the button to the fourth floor not knowing that it won’t land up there. A well dressed (read: tall, good looking, jeans clad) girl looked at me as if I were from some other planet and educated me regarding lift usage. As a result I went all the way up to the 12th floor and then back again to the ground floor!!!!


Finally I managed to get into Cognizant premises in the fourth floor and after hours of waiting I was assigned a seat. After settling down I looked around. It was way too congested. I mean it was too difficult to imagine some 200 people having tea/coffee, playing chess/carrom, having lunch all in the same place which is barely the size of a kitchen. And the surprising thing is that they managed all this with such ease and élan. I think I bumped into atleast 5 people that day (One being a good looking guy who appeared dazed and totally shocked due to the sudden collision!!!!!)


Once I finished up with lunch I looked around for a wash area. I noticed some guys going for it and hence decided to follow them. A couple of guys went in and I blindly went behind them. Once inside I noticed guys all around me. I innocently wondered why on earth girls here would not want to wash their hands. Just then, to my great embarrassment I found out that I had ventured into the Men’s Toilet!!!!! I rushed out of the place as fast as I could wondering why the hell do people in this place have to wash their hands in rest rooms??? Can’t they have a wash Basin?? Atleast one???
Post lunch I immersed myself into work (which means I read blogs, forward mails and also a work related document sent by a team member) and at 6 I ventured out to start off my long distance journey back home. Now came another difficulty, I didn’t have a clue about the location where I was sitting (the entire place is a maze) and therefore moving out was to be done carefully analyzing the geography of the place. Somehow I walked through and eventually landed up in the car park area. I assumed a guy to be the watchman (he wore a similar dress) and asked him the exit way which he promptly explained with a smiling face. Only after asking did I realize that he wore the tag of a MNC and was supposed to be a senior officer or something. Oops!! Thank God he didn’t say anything rude. Then I painstakingly walked all around the building and heaved a sigh of relief only on seeing the roads. Freedom at last!! I thought to myself.


At last reached home and slept like a dead duck that night. Ouch!!! The first day at work was too tiring and confusing.


Now that it is more than a week since I am put up here I think I am getting used to the geography of it and can manage well without outside help. Hope I would learn to love this place as there are quite a wide variety of foods available here (though very costly!!!) and also noticed that there is a bookshop out there in the first floor.

So Tidel Park......... here I come to Rock U!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 6 May 2008

Suicide!!!!!


Yes, I contemplated suicide. I had the worst of experiences last sunday and couldn’t stop myself from thinking about it.

I found out that there are different methodologies of killing oneself.

Drinking poison
Hanging oneself from the ceiling
Falling in front of a running train
Jumping from a high rise building
Stabbing oneself

All these might not prove to be 100% fruitful which means there are still chances of survival. But I know one sure shot method of reaching heaven (Or hell, Maybe!!!!)

It is to watch a recently released movie called “KURUVI”.

Given the fact that it is a mega budget movie directed by Dharani and has Vijay and Trisha as the lead pair I really shouldn’t have expected anything out of it.

Right from the introduction to the end it was absolute nonsense. Even the comedy part of the movie was too lame. The most intolerable part of the entire movie was the noise it created. (Read: songs) It was too loud, jarring to the ears and all of them being the kuthu-song types it made enough damage to my eardrums.

And coming to the story, I don’t have words to say...I felt like hitting my head on the wall.
I wonder where on earth would there be a sea with fishes in plenty just below the ground level. (For those of u, who haven’t been through the ordeal of watching the movie, the villain dashes the hero from the top of an escalator and he lands up being in the sea!!!!!!!) Ridiculous.....This is just an example... The movie has an entire collection of such absurd things.

I think I have ranted enough. Now all that I can say is Please Do not watch this movie if u really want to be alive....

Today I take a resolution never in my life again would I watch a Vijay movie atleast not before reading the review of the movie in a couple of movies.....

May God rest the souls in peace of those who happen to watch this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!